gob of spit
waiting to offend
otherwise drying,
useless

snotty haikus

cute Japanese girl
everybody wants you
but you’re so boring

A

used to be so hot
trophy wife for seven years
time to sell the furs

A

ain't you so hotty
you frown, presume I want you
just because I smiled

A

unattainable
someday my seed will harden
yours is going to rot

A

so I was on an airplane
and we had a layover, unexpected
in, heaven.
it took a while
I went for a walk, looked in the fridge;
found some tupperware thing with a note "God's lunch, don't eat"
so, of course, I did.
he was SO pissed, and I was like, whatever

A

also:

Watching white moon face
The stars never feel anger
Blah blah blah, the end
-Fight Club