oh look, my resume

Burning Man what a mind blow, a meme to pass on heavily

my Tshirt company sugartrash, still embryonic but don't blink

tutorials:
YOGA!!!!!!!!! mainly about how to stand
Adobe After Effects, a killer desktop video graphics program
Ableton Live: how to warp tracks for DJing (new!)
would you like to learn to draw? you can...no really, especially you going uh-uh
basic problem solving (aka self-therapy)
Feng Shui, or the art of streamlining your life and schtuff
brief remarks on Depression
some massage tips
some techniques on how to get to sleep
how to ground yourself
fun games with your perceptions
learn to DJ
how to photograph flat art
how to stop hiccups
how to lift heavy things
how to pan-fry tofu
how to make giant inflatable bubbles you can fill with parties, etc.
how to apply veneer edge tape to plywood (make your own shelves/furniture) (new!)

Links to Other Possiblities

rants/raves:
various bits of semi-wisdom
Music Recommendations
Recommended Books
guide to local services in NYC, etc.
An Essay on Narcissism and Culture wot I dun in college; recommended
some snotty poetry of mine
some yammer about art-making
My goddamn/delightful CATS
some FREE BIG IDEAS I don’t have time for

other treasures:
fun remarks by Tom Robbins on religion
a great bit by Cynthia Heimel on following your damn dreams
remarks from the ACLU on how to behave if stopped or detained by police
something from Emmet Fox on problem solving
a hysterical cartoon I found
a cute little movie that will make you giggle at least six times
a huge but uniquely lucid rant on religion I found online
How to Steal an Election, Bush League style
Bruce Mau's incomplete manifesto on design
a wicked translation of the lyrics of Notorious B.I.G. (still famous)

misc. personal/output:
streaming/downloadable DJ mixes
Mixtapes & CDs available
two pictures of me, actually smiling (!!!)